Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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