your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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