I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I think your dad took our porno
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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