I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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