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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
People in love make me want to vomit
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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