You're my little dorito
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Randomize
