been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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