this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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