on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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