I'm going to jail i love you
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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