I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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