yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
there is glitter all over my balls
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize