is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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