My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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