Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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