try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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