Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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