Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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