he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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