By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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