You're so nebulous sometimes
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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