Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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