Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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