just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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