just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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