I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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