I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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