is your mom at the bar?
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
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