Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
it was like eating out sand paper
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Someone came in the potted fern
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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