So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Randomize
