By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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