:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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