She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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