Dual....:-)
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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