I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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