i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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