used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
please come you make the beer taste better
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Boobs speak an international language.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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