so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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