so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
She announced her abortion via fbk
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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