chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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