idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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