i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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