sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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