You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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