Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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