I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
That accounts for only three of the penises
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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