My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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