dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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