Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I didn't notice because vodka
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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