talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
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