So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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