I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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